Hi! I’m Oscilloclock Exo serial 20009-01, born 30 August 2025. Over the past few months, I’ve been cast, machined, etched, soldered, sprayed, assembled, crimped, wired, and every other verb you can imagine.
When I was first turned on in the lab, you can’t imagine my joy – I felt ALIVE again!! After decades of darkness, my filament fired and my phosphors flared. I was reborn.
But – I was tired.
My builder took several months to hand-craft me. It’s a bit exhausting really, seeing all your components strewn out along the workbench. Knowing that you’re months, then weeks, and then just days away from achieving nirvana.
So – my builder took me on a holiday! We went to Switzerland. He showed me to a few people. It was great to be fussed over! We took lots of photos in rooms, against scenic backdrops, and even in a bathtub (empty of course).
I had a great break, and now I’m back in the lab. I’m being given a few more tweaks and then I’ll be moving into a new house. I don’t know what it’s like there, but I heard my owner can’t wait to see me.
Boy, I love all this traveling.
My builder said it’s fun to share photos with others. So I’m going to leave these here. I hope you enjoy them!
Apparently it was hard to get the lighting “just right”! But I brightened up and tried my best.
DISCLAIMER: I did this for a joke. NEVER put me in a bath or anywhere near water!!
Oh, I almost forgot to mention: my builder said that although he’s super busy, you can reach out to him if you want. Apparently, I have many brothers and sisters awaiting the chance that I got! But he hand-crafts us only after securing a loving new home. He looks after us like that.
Exo 20009-01 out.
